The so-not-funny relative

*This actually took place while I was on the phone with relative.*
Me to baby: Come here, I’m gonna eat you!
Relative: Why, is she naked?
Me: WHAT???!!!!! &^%^&*@!#!!!!
Relative: I’m just kidding.
What.
Ever.
Parenting tip #2: NEVER let people like this watch your kids by themselves.