It’s…

Confession time!
This month, I have to confess that I’m not really a cow who couldn’t fit into my maternity pants until recently.
Truth is, I don’t even wear pants.
Seriously though… this month I’d like to apologize to everyone who actually read that stupid essay I posted yesterday. I felt so bad that I hadn’t written [...]

Love it or leave it

The following is an autobiographical essay I wrote for English… please forgive me for putting this up, but I don’t have time to write right now…
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Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
Hey, there! Hi, there! Ho, there! You’re as welcome as can be!
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E
-lyrics from “Mickey Mouse Club [...]