On Sunday-

I ate it twice.
Got water so far up my nose, my brain no longer works right.
I dangled my big hairy legs in front of Jaws,
Made my “baby” brother laugh with embarrassment because my top kept flipping open,
Spent half an hour on my knees in the choppy ocean,
and couldn’t move for days because my legs were [...]

Eiwa, nueve, kyu, nine!

Boy, all you old farts who told me that, “they grow up so fast” were right. My oldest is officially 9 and I feel so very old now.
He became big brother 4 x and traveled to 7 U.S states, 2 foreign countries, and 5 islands, he learned how to golf, play chess, baseball and soccer [...]