I do.
I have so much that I can involuntarily shoot it into my 7 week olds mouth from 5 feet away.
I’ve also sprayed it all over my husband’s face (trust me, it’s not because of what you’re thinking.)
Hehehe…
And I could probably fill my older baby’s cup with it- heck I could fill all my kids cups with it- question is would they want me to?
Why am I bringing this subject up?
I guess I’m still pretty embarrassed about somehow squirting it at a guy’s back while nursing my baby yesterday when we were in line at Costco. I have no idea how it happened- I was completely covered! Or at least I think/hope/pray I was…
I’m just sooooo happy he didn’t feel it.
Oh, and Sir, if you did get home and for some really queer reason figured it out, and if you are by any chance reading this, and are grossing out at the thought of it, I spit on you. Okay? It wasn’t milk, it was spit. Hope that makes you feel a little better…
Seriously though- I’m sorry.
omfg hahahaha you are too much girl!
*blink*
Just when I thought motherhood sounded so … fun!
Actually, there are a few people I’d love to take aim at, maybe it’ll come in handy.