Happy Halloween!

Top 10 things people say on Halloween that sound dirty but aren’t:
10. She’s a goblin.
9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Wow, that’s a huge poker- be careful with it, it looks dangerous!
7. Just get on your knees and bob your head.
6. She’s got a nice couple of pumpkins on her [...]

Monster Ball

I wrote this a few years ago for a Shakespearean sonnet contest and won 1st place.  Hope you enjoy it!
Monster Ball
There are pumpkins on the doorsteps-
Slime’s oozing down the wall
Spiders spinning webs around their depths
To deck my monster ball
I’ve whipped my home clean in a dash
And swept it with my broom
There’s lots of space for [...]