I started a new diet recently, and I really have to thank the people on television for introducing it to my kids.
Because of the wonderful program they were watching, I now have a free appetite suppressant that works at each and every meal and I’d like to share it with you.
It’s, “diarrhea.”
Yes, the mere mention of the lovely word, “diarrhea” can help you lose your appetite no matter what time of day it is. Just ask your kids to repeat it to each other in a half-bickering, half-looney manner just as you’re about to ram that fork into your face like mine do and voila- you’ll be thin in no time.
Add a few colors to the word, or scream out some worthwhile adjectives and punctuations and you will not want to eat for days.
Take it from me. I’ve already lost 2 pounds thanks to wonderful greenish-blue, muddy, drippy, oozing, maggot meat encrusted “diarrhea.”
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