If I could do it over again…

I screwed up my pubic hair.
Yes, I said it.
pee-ooooooh-bic hairrrrrrr.
I hate a lot of bush not just because it makes it harder for my husband to do his thang, but because when its long, it’s itchy and when it’s itchy, you scratch it and when you scratch it, people think you have lice or worms [...]

If I could do it all over again…

We had a housekeeper once.
She was good too.
She polished the hardwood floors, shined the sinks, scrubbed the toilets until the funky green rings and the occasional coffee colored sprays disappeared, and even folded the toilet paper into cutsie-wootsie triangles that pointed at the sanitized ground.  Yep, theoretically, you could eat off the floors.
But that was [...]