Daily Dookie #1

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As seen on TV!

I started a new diet recently, and I really have to thank the people on television for introducing it to my kids.
Because of the wonderful program they were watching, I now have a free appetite suppressant that works at each and every meal and I’d like to share it with you.
It’s, “diarrhea.”
Yes, the mere mention [...]