Top 10 things people say on Halloween that sound dirty but aren’t:

10. She’s a goblin.
9. I’d like to get a little something in the sack.
8. Wow, that’s a huge poker- be careful with it, it looks dangerous!
7. Just get on your knees and bob your head.
6. She’s got a nice couple of pumpkins on her porch.
5. If you just lick it, it will last longer.
4. Show me your Jujubes and I’ll show you my Zag Nuts.
3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
2. You scared me stiff.
1. He’s got candy spread out on the floor.

Have fun, be safe, check your candy before you eat it, brush your teeth afterwards, and say your prayers (if you believe in saying prayers) before you go to sleep.  Have a good one!